would it make you more of a man if you could change a lesbian straight or less of a man? =0

 

She doesnt sound like a lesbian to me...? Bi.. Sho' But not lesbian.

-Kirk Lazarus

 

While we're having random thoughts, I've been meaning to get this off my chest:

I took your mother out for a nice steak dinner and never called her again.

 

How many angels can dance on the head of a beer?

 

is "nature" a construct of man, or truly natural?

 

where are the answers?

 

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

 

how?

 

How do you describe smooth, without saying what its not?

 

bland, continuous, creamy, easy, effortless, equable, even, flat, fluent, fluid, flush, frictionless, gentle, glassy, glossy, hairless, horizontal, invariable, lustrous, mild, mirrorlike, monotonous, peaceful, plain, planate, plane, polished, quiet, regular, rhythmic, rippleless, serene, shaven, shiny, silky, sleek, soft, soothing, stable, steady, still, tranquil, unbroken, undeviating, undisturbed, uneventful, uniform, uninterrupted, unruffled, untroubled, unvarying, velvety