Its funny cos its true

 

How about some funny pics?

 

LOL!!!!

here's a funny story:

Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears.

"We can't see each other any more..." she sobbed.

"Why?" gasped Douglas.

"Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways."

Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.

That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.

Suddenly the doors burst open and Douglas the crab strode in.

The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne.

Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the floor.......and all could see that he was walking, not sideways............but FORWARDS.........Yes FORWARDS, one claw after another!!

Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he looked the King lobster in the eye.

There was a deadly hush..................................

For quite a while...........................

Finally, the crab spoke.......







"f**k, I'm pissed."

 

Is this a subtle cry for help?

Quellada

And please don't ask how I know that link.

 

Hmmm... I'm actually scared to click that link at work. LOL.

Hey what happened to the sun and blue skies?

wil..

 

Hahahaah..

reading this post, is making me laugh... as i can see that you guys have no work to do... Same Here...!!!

work is getting boring each day... as we keep doing the same thing over and over again..!!!

anyway how are we all doing today... haven't have a change to come on this board for ages..!!


Jeff

 

Not to worry about the sun and the blue sky Wil,

Summer is not far away..!!

 

I wont ask as long as you promise not to tell

Im at home today "studying" so procrastination is running rampant

 

Does anyone know of a quick cure for a sinus headache? LOL...
I woke up with one. Was ok for a bit. But now it's getting worse.

hehehe...I'm working. Really I am. LOL.

 

I know a really good thing for a headache. Drinking heavily the night before.

Seriously, it depends on what is causing the headache. If you had a big night then water is the cure and alcohol (hair of the dog) is the quick fix. Scotch and water thanks.

If it's an allergy thing then antihystermines.

And if it's just because your GF comes home from school and plays that loud music just tell her to turn down the Fischer Price music box.



The only reason old people say they don't understand popular music is because they don't like it!