Subject: 100 dollars


Larry gets home late one night and his wife,
Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Larry is recovering in Room 232..

 

lol nice

 

 

To continue the theme...


This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The man then turns to him and says: "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.''"

 

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

 

One afternoon, a wealthy laywer was sitting in the back of his limousine, being driven to work, when he saw two men eating grass by the side of the road.

He ordered his driver to stop, and then he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the men.

"Sir, we don't have any money for food," one of the men replied.

"Come along with me," instructed the lawyer.

The first man said, "But sir, I have a wife and two children. They are also hungry."

"Bring them along too," replied the lawyer.

The second man said, "Sir, I have a wife and six children. Can they come as well, please?"

"No problem, bring them as well," answered the lawyer as he climbed back into his limo.

Finally, they were all in the limo - the lawyer, the two men, their two wives and eight children.

As they rode along, one of the men profusely thanked the lawyer, saying "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you so much for taking all of us with you; I have never before met anyone so generous."

The lawyer replied, "No problem! You will really love my home. The grass there is 3 feet high!"

 

 

Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

 

ahahaha