a man walks in a bar and sees a horse and a jar of money at the bar. he goes to the bartender and ask.

GUY. "hey bartend! why is there a horse in your bar?"
BARTENDER. "i'm having a contest, who ever can make the horse laugh wins the
prize."
GUY."ok, but can i take the horse to the back."
BARTENDER. "sure go ahead."

the guy takes the horse to the back and five minutes later they come back and the horse was laughing.

BARTENDER. "so you made it laugh, good job here's the money."

two days later the same guy walks in the same bar sees the same horse same jar of money, so he ask the bartender.

GUY. "hey bartend! didn't i won this contest already?"
BARTENDER. " no this is a new contest, if you make the horse cry then you win
the money."
GUY. "ok can i take the horse to the back?"
BARTENDER. "sure"

the guy takes the horse to the back and five minutes later they come back and the horse was crying. the bartender ask the guy

BARTENDER. "ok you got to tell me how you made the horse laugh and cry"
GUY."ok to make it laugh i told it that i have a bigger penis than he has and to make it cry i showed it to him

 

arrr...stupid....