The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy
3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,
going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels
and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At
the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly
folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles,
the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the
coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the Father rushes
over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No", the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."
April 15 is the deadline for filing your income tax

 

That was awesome

 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA i bet you shes asian! LOL

 

yamez where u get all these funny sigs lol

 

That's funny

 

superb

 

google quan. LOLZ