Post up the worst eBay cars for sale you can find.

I'm starting with this beauty: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Geo-Metro-9...tem250214944120





I wonder what animal is next to it?

 

Don't hate on metro's and their cousins. I had the subaru version of it for years. I still have it, just don't drive it no mo.

It still runs great. I do miss being made fun of by just about everybody. I keep it looking good as I do with all my things so to each their own,

 

dude, you're not even trying that hard!

here's the obligatory Yugo, currently up to $717


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Other-Makes...tem180214427814


and one that's more beatEN than beatER


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1987-YUGO-2...tem300198331780

 

yeah baby, VW Rabbit!

quartz clock instead of tach! (as the clock moves faster, ya know)


...in all her beauty

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1981-Volksw...tem160207241085

 

and my final submission, this glorious 1973 Ford Pinto stationwagon!



with a back seat easily comparable to a Maybach! (at only 1/1000th the price!!)



(If you're not sure, the second picture is the Maybach. )

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/73-ford-pin...tem190197118066

 

Okay okay okay... how about a 76 Gremlin?



http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1976-AMC-GR...tem120220671038

 

Or $800 for this Subaru Justy.



http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-SUBARU...tem110223186579

 

you can get it on the cheap--starting bid is only... wait, $12,770!! WTF!?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-THING-...tem160208474730

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-Dodge-...tem300198051078



The ad says, "title is lost, but has not been registered since 1999 so it not in the DMV system. Car was left on my property seven years ago with no contact from the original owner."

And the current bid is $1500?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-Intern...tem280199957599

A '72 International pickup



Currently at $100, but the reserve hasn't been met.