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**News Flash**
Multi Millionaire F1 Driver Jenson Button pissed it all away when he fell off his motor scooter and bumped his head. According to reports Button fell on his ass and banged his noggin and is now a vegtable. Doctors say he was lucky to survive the accident. Reports indicate the speeds were upwards of 28.5 MPH.
Meanwhile M Schumacher also fell off his bike when he attempted to run into F Alonso who was passing him mid-corner. They were racing for the world F1 scooter drivers championship. While neither rider was injured in the mishap Alonso did strike M Schumacher over the helmet in park ferme with a strap on dildo. No injuries were reported. Bernie Ecclestone was called on to declare M Schumacher fit to proceed. Mr Ecclestone said "YA! Hes fine, everything is still there!"
Originally Posted by RossoS2K,Aug 18 2005, 11:39 AM
**News Flash**
Multi Millionaire F1 Driver Jenson Button pissed it all away when he fell off his motor scooter and bumped his head. According to reports Button fell on his ass and banged his noggin and is now a vegtable. Doctors say he was lucky to survive the accident. Reports indicate the speeds were upwards of 28.5 MPH.
Meanwhile M Schumacher also fell off his bike when he attempted to run into F Alonso who was passing him mid-corner. They were racing for the world F1 scooter drivers championship. While neither rider was injured in the mishap Alonso did strike M Schumacher over the helmet in park ferme with a strap on dildo. No injuries were reported. Bernie Ecclestone was called on to declare M Schumacher fit to proceed. Mr Ecclestone said "YA! Hes fine, everything is still there!"
Rosso,
that is the funniest thing I read since MS did crash into JV and they striped Ferrari and MS of the 97 points and fined heir MS 1 million dollars!!!
I thought FA was the only queer.. looks like BE likes balls too!!!
Yeah yeah I know.. helmets save lives. But, on a closed circuit at 30 mph??
MS was the only moron wearing a helmet at 30 mph..
I know of not one but two fluke accidents where people died after a fall off a bike at less than 5 mph.. in fact one was almost still when the bike slid on gravel and his head hit a curb.
You may be underestimating the odds of a two wheel accident and overestimating the strength of a human skull. Moron he is not.
Rosso,
that is the funniest thing I read since MS did crash into JV and they striped Ferrari and MS of the 97 points and fined heir MS 1 million dollars!!!
I thought FA was the only queer.. looks like BE likes balls too!!!
Are you the same BAR rooting idiot I had to put on ignore because you think these boards are for you to display your crassness.
Dude you (and that other bloke) are such loosers. Can your team even win a RACE?
Are you the same BAR rooting idiot I had to put on ignore because you think these boards are for you to display your crassness.
Dude you (and that other bloke) are such loosers. Can your team even win a RACE?
Sorry mate - won't see your response<ignore>
Based on his information, I think he is the much loved "Red_Ohio_Rocket". Marco I'm sorry Sato won't be 2006 World Driver Champion as you've predicted.
30mph, moron? And I guess all people riding bicycles with hemet on are morons..
F1 in Turkey, COOL, and NOT cool
