Bieber new leader of taliban. Nil f@#ks given. I used to work at bestbuy.

 

Russia Today: Possible illuminati plan to take out Justin Bieber foiled; Ferrari only dented

 

Hahaha. Winner.

 

I hate sensationalist media as much as the next guy but if you seriously can't understand how that is a fitting headline then I don't know what to tell you.

 

I read it wasn't bieber's ferrari...

 

Ugh, media.
I cant hate on bieber, dude posted a vid on youtube, dude is talented especially when compared to those who pass off as artists these days, earned a contract, and I'm sure is working really hard. On top of all that he wasnt even at fault.

 

Wow. I thought the sign of the apocalypse was supposed to be vader1 being obsessed with Bieber.

 

The accident wasn't Bieber's fault.

But I do blame Ferrari for equipping their cars with automatic transmissions.

 

What has this world come to when in my eyes the most credible news source is a late night comedy show. (sad part is that if I did lean either way it would be towards the right, and a liberal comedian is the only person involved with anything political that I would trust...)

 

Celebrities are news. Glad we have CNN to cover this important arena.