I put a Roomba in my garage to keep the floor clean and it keeps getting stuck under my Corvette. I don't know if I can go on living.

 

D'oh! I meant to put this in Off Topic.

Uh... better salvage it... So, have you guys heard about these new Hybrid cars? What's the deeeal with hybrids?

 

Performance hybrids are fun

i have an NSX and Q50S Hybrid

you get a performance boost over ice alone, a bump in fuel economy and for folks who like it, the time the car runs on electrons alone

in the case of the NSX, the hybrid overcomes turbo lag, and adds torque vectoring AWD

 

I'd drive out to the country and then put the roomba out about 400 yards. Then I'd grab the AK and shoot until it's done blowed up! It touched the Vette, it deserves to die!

 

I've got an old 911 and an S2000.

In summer, we split time between our main home and our place on the lake.

Many times I want to drive the sports car that is at the place I'm not.

This has made me stronger

 

 

400 yds? Better bring a lot of ammo if you're firing an AK and actually want to hit the target at that range...

 

The solution is obvious... your Roomba needs lowering springs.

 

 

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