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Old Oct 2, 2002 | 05:24 AM
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Well,
My vision is beginning to return, so I guess the damage wasn't permenant, at least not the physical damage, but surely I will carry the psychic scars for life
This morning, on the way home from work, I gazed upon a scene as grisly as the ancients faced when the looked at the Medusa.
Now I know that the Del Sol was not one of Honda's most successful models, but I have seen some pretty sharp ones and at least on paper, they seemed like a viable contender. And then there were things (for lack of a better word) like I saw this morning. It emerged from the fog, as it came up the hill I was going down. Like some kind of hideous Elvis Acid Trip where everything is covered with velour. Most of it was green, but not a green that occurs anywhere in nature. (or anywhere else for that matter......) He probably had it custom blended down at the local Sherwin Williams store. I say Sherwin Williams because he had painted his car with latex house paint (in the words of that preeminent philosopher Dave Barry) I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. Since we were caught in a traffic jam due to a wreck (who knows he may have been the cause of that wreck distracting one or both of the other drivers) I had a very good chance to look closely.
You could see the brush or roller strokes!!!!!!!! and it seemed to be of the latex variety of paint. the hood was Flat Black (carbon fiber perhaps.....Nah not on this car.)
A fart-can muffler and a rear wing that rivaled anything I have ever seen since the Dodge/Plymouth dealer got his first Super Bird. And it was painted flat black like the hood.
Man, Redneck Rice........It ain't a pretty sight.
Remember Friends don't let friends drive RedNeck Rice
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Old Oct 2, 2002 | 06:38 AM
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Poor, sad, sick little man he needs to shop somwhere other than Checker for his mods. Taking your topic and running with it. Last year I was out at the illegal midnight drags with my old 98' SH Lude. and the pigs came. Everyone started scattering and on the way out I was behind this brand new black Ram Air Trans Am. I stayed pretty far behind him just to give him some comfort room and all of a sudden WHAMM!!! Some dipsh*t in a Checkered out automatic trans. Civic with all the the cheap door and edge moldings all the chrome kick plates, the black light in the cab, the poorly tinted windows, the red spray painted interior trim, I mean it had it all, rearended me! Causing about $1700.00 worth of damage. That is the reason I cannot stand any person who has not the least bit of taste when modding thier car. All I have to say to these people ALL OF YOUR TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
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