He's not saying you look like a cock. he's saying the s2000 looks like a cock.

 

+1

 

yaaa, I could maybe see the s2k being a 1 out of 10 on the cock scale. The z3 is like a 9 out of 10, though so I can't see it being reasonably compared. I mean you have to get a multiple pictures out to kind of sort of make someone think that the s2k even remotely resembles one.

The z3 takes only one reference. In fact, I think it was in a cartoon some of you guys probably loved.

here's a pic of the z3 for you

 

that is a stretch at best.

 

Unless you're some kind of penis connoisseur, I don't think your arbitrary ratings matter very much.

Compare:




to



Same shape. Get over it. If the Z3 looks like a penis, so does the S2000. If you're just trying to screw with me, you got called a penis connoisseur, so it's all good.

 

you can call me whatever you want, any idiot knows what a penis looks like. I find most people resort to personal attacks when they have weak points or have lost an argument.

I made a simple pictorial to explain to you the logic:


as you can see, the s2k profile doesnt remotely resemble the z3. The z3 however DOES closely resemeble the ambiguously gay duo car, a car SPECIFICALLY drawn to look like a PENIS.

As a final point to drive this home, someone even made a GAY DUO Z3!!



and yes, im mostly (like 99%) just messin with you guys. I would def. get the black m, even even I had to say no homo everytime I stepped out

 

ive never heard the z3 coupe compared to a penis before, but...

 

Psh, you were twisting my words (claiming I was calling you a penis), so I figured I'd twist yours. Rating penises is definitely different than knowing what one looks like. I think you'd agree.

My penis has no massive lump near its base, I dunno about yours. I really don't think that's the part of the car people are referencing when people say a car looks like a penis. Most Z3s (and the one you said looked like a penis originally) are roadsters, and they have a side profile almost identical to the S2K. A car is generally said to look like a penis for its flat side profile (ignoring the roof), and a front that bulges out before coming back in (see either car). Heavily flared rear wheel arches also score big points (those are generally seen as balls, though).

I can't believe we're analyzing the shape of a penis car...

 

they're called your balls

 

Rear wheels with fender flares work much better as balls than the roof line that every car has. It's generally the overhead view we're talking about when we say something looks like a penis.