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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:19 AM
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VXR Linky ..

Erm, What??
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:23 AM
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I agree with your point, but the car is a little quicker than the standard SXi and so I felt the SRi badges were appropriate. It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Idiot
Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice.
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:28 AM
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The seat thing is the bit that got me ..

To quote someone else
Off to fit a huge periscope / mirror on the ceiling of my car so I can
still see forwards whilst driving lying down.
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:33 AM
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:41 AM
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:41 AM
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Can't be arsed to read the VXR link, but please someone reassure me that they guy is being subtly ironic ??
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:41 AM
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FFS Mate ur babbling on about a 1.2 corsa sxi here as if its some sort of track weapon ,my sister used to have 1 a theese and tbf it didnt have enof power to pull a jews foreskin back ,of course she didnt drive around with the back seats folded down and the tyres over inflated for that extra BHP need to check halfords next time im in aswell for that aerodynamic polish (is this part of the MEGS range) lmfao ,keep taking the medication mate it will take affect soon eno
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Excellent stuff!!!!!!!!
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:42 AM
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Its not his fault! Its the governments fault for not teaching physics at primary school!

I thought folding the seats would make them lighter as well.
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Old May 24, 2006 | 12:43 AM
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So have we been conned by Honda by only having 2 seats? FFS...bastards have robbed us of 1.5bhp....
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