Just been reading McQueen's Machines... Had the legend lived beyond 1980, I wonder what cars he would have added to his stable. I reckon he'd have been an S2000 fan, since it catches the race car essence in a road car.... Oh, and I own one

 

My mates mum bonked him..

 

there's no answer to that

 

there is a question though

how much of a slapper is she?

 

Gad are you scoring on a grade of 1 - Jordan?

 

that will do

Mother Teresa = 10

 

Just for clarity.....where does Jade Goody sit on the Mother Teresa - Jordan slap-o-meter?

 

at the Jordan end

 

Not a new end member then?

 

I suspect you are talking about a gay scale now

stop it