Wouldn't it be cool to switch them somewhere inappropriate like a psychologists office or something. Or a school.

 

I sense some bitterness in some of your posts Gaz

Russ.

 

It's the way I tell 'em. Or maybe I wish I was digging up the roads.

 

I once drove with a clip-frame on my parcel-shelf for a few months, shortly after I'd learned to drive.

It took me a few weeks to actually realise that, essentially, I was driving with an unsecured window pane that would decapitate any back seat passenger had I crashed.

I did some ****ing stupid stuff when I was younger.

 

Drive through South London, and they're all gold too.

 

I used to dig up roads and do road works. It was a hard and dangerous job.

I never used to have my high vis on the parcel shelf though - someone would probably smash the window and steal it!

But I doubt it would have mattered as despite having multiple flashing beacons on, and wearing full high-vis kit, drivers would still fail to see you, and fail to stop at the red light you were working around.

They started stopping after they were getting hit by road cones/traffic signs though.

'Yeah, sorry mate, I didn't see you there going through the red light after nearly hitting my colleague in the High-Vis outfit.

Any driver with all of this paraphernalia on their parcel shelf is obviously not a good driver and should be avoided at all costs.

 

One of our newly introduced coasters on this subject, pertaining to the Arran community:



HTH

Graham

 

You've missed off the list the circular tin of boiled sweets.

 

What about tissues with gold plastic shit all over them.

Or a gold fist. WTF?

Or how about a CD hanging from the mirror? Fack orf, never? Nope, I've seen it.

Indian 'garb' dangling from any hook in the car? No? You'd be wrong. I've seen it and it looks SHAT.

 

Never seen a gold fist, but seen lots of gold tissue boxes and also cds hanging from the rear view mirror.