Great news for the "challenged"
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillian and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government experts, it has recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
avalable in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to pour himself a stiff one. Obviously
we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to
the names of cocktails, highballs and just good old fashioned stiff
drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
name. For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillian and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government experts, it has recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
avalable in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to pour himself a stiff one. Obviously
we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to
the names of cocktails, highballs and just good old fashioned stiff
drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
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The Raptor
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Jul 5, 2006 04:17 PM







ROFL! Very creative!
Funny stuff...Mr. Bad. 
