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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 09:50 AM
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As I was listening to Lex and Terry this morning a lady called in. The lady said she thought her bf was gay.
Here is the conversation exchange:
L&T: What does he drive?
Lady: A silver ragtop sportscar.
L&T: What kind? Like a Miata
Lady: No its a Honda
L&T: A Honda sportcar? Oh thats right Honda has that two seater thing.
Lady: But he also has another car.
L&T: What kind?
Lady: A Honda Accord
L&T: Yeah we think he is gay. Lets ask you some questions.
Lady: OK
L&T: What do you look like? Like how tall and weight
Lady: I'm 5'7" 240 lbs.
L&T: Well maybe hes only had sex with you 4 times over 10 months because of your size.

I'm writing this because the owner lives in Beaufort, SC according to the lady calling.
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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I agree - anyone who owns an Accord is gay!
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 10:59 AM
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I wonder if she fits in the S?
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 11:49 AM
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Can you say suspension bottoming out! need more seat belt.
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ClemsonF4i' date='Jan 23 2009, 02:59 PM
I wonder if she fits in the S?
I wonder if the S would fit in her.
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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HAHA!!!!
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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Nicole did you finally get you another S? black on black eh!
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 12:52 PM
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She sounds like a two car garage huh lee. you going to the s super meet?
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by YELLOW JACKET' date='Jan 23 2009, 04:52 PM
She sounds like a two car garage huh lee. you going to the s super meet?
I doubt it. People keep telling me to act my age. I'm starting to take them serious


I will however be at WTD in April. You going?
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Old Jan 23, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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Yeah, i'll be there on saturday. can't do the whole weekend, but at least one day. i actually enjoy the drive to there instead of driving the dragon. hopefully we'll get together before then.
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