On my way home from Alive After 5 in downtown last night with my bro I passed Mr. State Pooper doing roughly 50 in a 45 zone. I saw him turn around in my rear and I was like Wat in da Fack!!!!!

I honestly had no idea why he was pulling me. I few things immediately came to mind:

1. Mr. po po Pooper just wanted to be an azzho
2. He wanted to give me a speeding ticket for 5 mph over the speed limit.
3. My HID's were blinding traffic.
4. I'm just too sexy for my S.

He flips the lights on and pulls me over. Hey son; I pulled ya cuz you had your brights on. Emm i was like no sir those are my stock HID lights. They are brighter than normal Halogen's. Pooper say's HID what..... hahahahah

I said High Intensity Discharge, they are stock on the S2000. However, I did not mention to him that the beam pattern is just waaaaaaaay off cuz I replaced my housings with the Euro assembly. (I really need to fix it cuz they blind the hell out of on-coming traffic as well as owls and bats haha). He had me get in the pooper mobile and asked me if I was drinking. I said yes sir. (I told em one beer but I actually had 2....hehe I lied

He said, then ya have nothing to worry about.....hahaha. He had me blow and 1 minute later I was on my way home. What a jackazz

That's my 3rd breathalizer and they haven't got me yet

 

Good one...... I think their job application is like the ones from McDonalds.....half page long.


Bwahahahaha


DaRKCrow

 

Ouch, reminds me of what happened when I was in Helen, GA last summer. I was pulled over 3 times in 4 days down there for driving with my "high beams" on. It really pissed me off. Guess they can't tell the difference between a high beam from a HID beam. I was really annoyed when the cop had to get into my car to "verify" that they were not high beams. After it happened the second time around at night, I explained to the officer that I already went thru this the night before and that he should radio it in to confirm that it has already been done. Nope, he had to be a prick and go thru the entire process with me. To make it worse, when everything checked out, he asked me if I have been drinking! I simply replied with a very polite NO. He cheerfully said ok and let me go. Grrrr. If I were you, I wouldn't bother going down there.

 

Im glad everything went smooth. I also think he wanted to know what type of car you were driving too.

 

Last week I'm driving on a four lane hwy that is under construction - so it's bumpy. A SUV in front of me (I'm in the right lane), pulls over to the left lane fast and then we hit a stop light. I've got my window down and I hear this woman saying "motherf*&*&er, you better stop flashing those lights at me..." and she used a few more curse words in her best lower class english, any way I politely tell her my lights weren't blinking, but the road was bumpy and they just go up and down, and then the light changes and I'm off, with my "flashing lights"....

 

In all cases, the State Trooper released you due to your Sexy Bitchiness!!!

 

Sexy bitch u

 

stop sweatin me

 

you started it saying stuff bout my car

 

I had a cop flash his brights at me from afar, I guess he thought mine where on, but without identifying the car, I quickly flashed my brights back at him on to find out it was a cop... He didn't do anything though, because he woulda felt stupid for thinking my brights were on, I guess.