I just got owned on the street.
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From: Greensboro, NC
I just got owned on the street.
I think it was an Escort with a massive exhaust. I'm pretty sure he stole it off a diesel truck. Everything else was relatively stock. Anyways, I'm driving back home doing about.... 59 mph in a 55 because I felt pretty rebellious. I mean come on... I like to live life on the edge. But I noticed a car creeping behind me as I maintain my speed. All of a sudden he downshifts and blows me OUT OF THE WATER and passes me on the left! He HAD to be doing a ridiculous speed like 63mph. After he flew by me, I immediately lost control of my bowels and made a huge mess in my jeans. I was completely oblivious that we were racing because I was concerned about making it home safe due to the lack of sleep I had the night prior. After passing me he flashed his hazards on to claim his victory. I just got OWNED. Once his victory celebration was done, he proceeded to drive with his headlights off for about 30 seconds. Keep in mind this was at around 930pm. I'm 100% positive he went home and got on an Escort Forum to tell all his buddies that he beat a twin turbo/triple scroll supercharged, 23423.5 shot, hardtop, widebody on TE37s S2000 by 27 buslengths.
I'm contemplating selling my s2000.
BTW I was just kidding about the bowels part. Everything else is based of a real life event. Oh yea, I do not condone illegal street racing.
I'm contemplating selling my s2000.
BTW I was just kidding about the bowels part. Everything else is based of a real life event. Oh yea, I do not condone illegal street racing.
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As I read and laughed about this, I watched a Ford advertisment on the top of the page... Haha. I actually had a Focus do the same thing... It sounded like the guys Focus was loosing is bowels as he slowly creaped past me as I went a consistent 65 down the highway...
