public bathrooms used to bother me....then i got deployed!!! here in america there isnt any footprints on the toilet seat!!!

 

 

that is awesome. i don't use public restrooms either. i will go on trips, and not doodoo til i get back home lol. there's plenty of ppl on here that can vouch for that hahahah

 

What is the pee bottle thing about?? That is a funny story, but it seemed odd the guy naming every muscle he was using to hold his shit and pee!! Body builders.....

 

I'm not a fan of using public restrooms but as long as I don't touch the seat I'm good lol. What I really don't like, is porter potties! Those are the worst! Yeah and I'm not getting the pee bottles either. Why would you pee in a bottle??

 

Hahahahaha whatttt! That dewd has the worst luck! Yea what's up with the pee bottles I'm going to read some more of his.... shit hahaha

 

100% true - my friend, a founding father of LXA at Clemson, and known player, was invited after closing time for a late nite hook up with some chick. They get to her apartment, her mom calls, he MUST immediately growl. She's not paying attention, he hits bathroom. Clogs toilet with something "inhuman". Cant flush at all. Overflows. Searches for a coat hanger or something to "chop"... no luck! Crept out like a thief in the night while she was still on the phone. I break balls on him to this very day. LOL and, no, wasnt me! I'd be proud.

 

A perfectly good example of why you drop deuce in public. Not only does the other sex not have a chance to smell it, but you can blame it on others and jump ship if it doesn't "go down" well.

Oh well, sh*t happens (couldn't resist).