The *real* meaning of the smilies...
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The *real* meaning of the smilies...
I just got laid!
It's been a while...
Foreplay
Shot down!
...but her sister is available
My place, 15 minutes.
She's a lesbian... darn...
She wants a 3some!
"You want me to do WHAT?"
"Yeah, I scored with her and her sister last night..."
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"I might be showing her my oh face. Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking 'bout. Oh!"
"I'm a virgin"
"He's a virgin!"
"stop draggin yer teeth!"
What you hope stays off until you're done
Your reaction when she turns the lights on
Your reaction when you realize you were very drunk
Your reaction when you realize she gave you crabs
picking up chicks in a red light district
She's trouble.
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My sex life.
What the last girl I slept with was
What her new boyfriend is
What my friends were saying at the time
What my friends were saying at the time, part two.
The only thing that can compensate for a lack of sex
Doing your hot neighbor.
Doing your hot cousin.
Sex w/o commitment.
Quickie.
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Discreet payment for services rendered.
Pumps blood. To your penis. This is a good thing.
Doesn't pump blood. To your penis. This is a bad thing.
Your friend just scored with a major hotty.
Just told her she was fat...
"nah, I didn't screw your sister last night"
Pussy.
Doggy style!
Tuna.
Wild monkey sex
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"would you like to come in and have some coffee?" "ok" Score!
Helping ugly people get laid since 1857. But not nearly enough, in my case.
Might be high-maintenance, but she'll be drunk sooner.
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