d for good sized boobies y0!

 

 

What are the chances of THAT!?

 

The pointy-haired boss: "40% of the sick leaves are on a monday or
friday. This must change"

 

Statistics means never having to say you're certain.

 

A stats major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer. At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying:

"Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?

The student replies bitterly (as he is still flipping the coin):

" Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

 

The average Australian has one testical and one breast and less that two legs!

 

Statistically i have a chance to hit the lotto

 

Not if you don't play...

 

Statistics is like a man, with a bit of manipulation you can get out of it
what you want.