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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 12:01 PM
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16. Watch whales.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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Whale watching is quite a popular pastime.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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17. Write a romance novel.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 02:58 PM
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I like #2.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 06:22 PM
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21. Play with yourself in the cold food aisle while holding broccoli under each arm while begging bystanders to call the police because the aliens are coming.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 12:45 AM
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At the entire post....I'm going to use the "hide in the clothes rack" one
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:13 AM
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There's no toilet paper in here.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Stay away from Wall Mart!
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