16 pieces of advice for tha ladies!
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16 pieces of advice for tha ladies!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies 
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway That's the way Mom does it ALL THE TIME!
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. I'm thinkin "Billy" right now
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. This one doesn't always work - especially when the guy's only 20 anyway
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11. If you want a committted man, look in a mental hospital
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. Sooooooooooo true!
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books
14. Remember, to a man a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
16. Found on Bumper Sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
MEN - JUST GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!! AND IMAGINE IF THEY WERE PERFECT
WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LAUGH AT STUFF LIKE THIS 
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway That's the way Mom does it ALL THE TIME!
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. I'm thinkin "Billy" right now
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. This one doesn't always work - especially when the guy's only 20 anyway
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11. If you want a committted man, look in a mental hospital
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Sooooooooooo true!13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books
14. Remember, to a man a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
16. Found on Bumper Sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
MEN - JUST GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!! AND IMAGINE IF THEY WERE PERFECT
WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LAUGH AT STUFF LIKE THIS
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Originally Posted by Superbabe,Jan 2 2005, 09:55 AM
Mom ALL da guys you want are just lil teenie-boppers Here's another one : Men are like tiles - if you lay them right, you can walk over them for the rest of your life
>>>> did you not 
WHEN he asked if he looked 50 in Oceans 12 hes just 2 DAMN CUTE! Mom will 
over him when he's 80 prolly 
Hey on #2 you need to hear my Mitchypoo's bit on gettin in fight w/ur Girlfriend in a TENT its 2 funny
cuz you cant go out n SLAM da door! He has da bestest outlook on stuff just wish he hadnt FOCKED up when I saw him 
oh well he's a MAN right Excuse me Im off to find a young one
Speakin a Young 1's you should see the Lil Cuties fight to get to park da VMOM when I pull up here at da Hotel its cute! I HAVE to vallet it cuz I need her to be in da safe Garage not bein a Snoody B just worry bout her at night
