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01-25-2006, 07:02 PM
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
01-26-2006, 07:00 AM
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8. DAISY (day-ze) n.
Female.... Monday, Thursday, Friday, and alternating Sundays.
Male.... Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, and alternating Sundays.
Female.... Monday, Thursday, Friday, and alternating Sundays.
Male.... Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, and alternating Sundays.
01-26-2006, 08:24 AM
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fuck
fuck [ fuk ]
verb (past and past participle fucked, present participle fucking, 3rd person present singular fucks)
Definitions:
1. transitive and intransitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to have sexual intercourse with somebody
2. transitive verb a highly offensive term used like a command, often followed by another word, to express anger, contempt, or rejection
3. transitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to ruin, botch, or destroy something
4. transitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to treat somebody unjustly or harshly
noun (plural fucks)
Definitions:
1. a highly offensive term for an act of sexual intercourse
2. a highly offensive term for somebody considered as a sexual partner of a particular quality
3. U.S. a highly offensive term for a person, usually highlighting a particular characteristic
4. a highly offensive term for something of little or no value
interjection
Definitions:
a highly offensive term used without a following word to express exasperation, fear, or surprise or to add emphasis
[Early 16th century. Origin ?]
fuck
fuck [ fuk ]
verb (past and past participle fucked, present participle fucking, 3rd person present singular fucks)
Definitions:
1. transitive and intransitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to have sexual intercourse with somebody
2. transitive verb a highly offensive term used like a command, often followed by another word, to express anger, contempt, or rejection
3. transitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to ruin, botch, or destroy something
4. transitive verb a highly offensive term meaning to treat somebody unjustly or harshly
noun (plural fucks)
Definitions:
1. a highly offensive term for an act of sexual intercourse
2. a highly offensive term for somebody considered as a sexual partner of a particular quality
3. U.S. a highly offensive term for a person, usually highlighting a particular characteristic
4. a highly offensive term for something of little or no value
interjection
Definitions:
a highly offensive term used without a following word to express exasperation, fear, or surprise or to add emphasis
[Early 16th century. Origin ?]
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