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Old Jul 15, 2015 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by RedCelica
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.
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Old Jul 15, 2015 | 09:11 AM
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Morons.
Maybe. . . but what if you hired a CPA, and you still wind up in this mess? What if you hire two?

OR

What if your (you-as-corporation) book value was propped up by really bad accounting?

Don't get Mr. Jackson the person confused with 50 Cent Inc.
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Old Jul 15, 2015 | 12:10 PM
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He will get out of having to pay Rick Ross' wife/gf for the sext tape scandal that awarded her $5 million! He is FAR from being broke, but the memes will be funny, none-the-less!
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Old Jul 15, 2015 | 05:58 PM
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He will get out of having to pay Rick Ross' wife/gf for the sext tape scandal that awarded her $5 million! He is FAR from being broke, but the memes will be funny, none-the-less!

Yeah he has plenty of assets but the filing is to protect many of them from the lawsuit.
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Old Jul 17, 2015 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata
Originally Posted by RedCelica' timestamp='1436974581' post='23681399
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.
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Old Jul 17, 2015 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RedCelica
Originally Posted by Gymkata' timestamp='1436979071' post='23681524
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1436974581' post='23681399']
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.

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I'm going to assume this is just a singular jocular memepost signifying nothing, and not a sleight on Gymkata, because that would be wrong.
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Old Jul 17, 2015 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by RedCelica
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

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He's not broke at all. He did it not b.c he's just spending a ton, he had 2 lawsuit judgements against him for i believe $22 million total. Chapter 11 is just a tool for him to delay payment and/or renegotiate the terms.
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Old Jul 18, 2015 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie
Originally Posted by RedCelica' timestamp='1437172282' post='23684441
[quote name='Gymkata' timestamp='1436979071' post='23681524']
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1436974581' post='23681399']
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.

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I'm going to assume this is just a singular jocular memepost signifying nothing, and not a sleight on Gymkata, because that would be wrong.
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Old Jul 20, 2015 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by RedCelica
Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie' timestamp='1437175733' post='23684501
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1437172282' post='23684441']
[quote name='Gymkata' timestamp='1436979071' post='23681524']
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1436974581' post='23681399']
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.



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I'm going to assume this is just a singular jocular memepost signifying nothing, and not a sleight on Gymkata, because that would be wrong.
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Old Jul 22, 2015 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata
Originally Posted by RedCelica' timestamp='1437270034' post='23685391
[quote name='UnkieTrunkie' timestamp='1437175733' post='23684501']
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1437172282' post='23684441']
[quote name='Gymkata' timestamp='1436979071' post='23681524']
[quote name='RedCelica' timestamp='1436974581' post='23681399']
In all honesty, it's not like he's flat broke, just the balance sheet (debt/assets to income) is in the red. Basically it's like this:

Let's say you have a shit load of credit card debit, just bought a new Bentley (more debt), and went to Rent-And-Roll and just put you some new twanky-fo's on the Rolls. Well you dont have enough liquid cash to pay for all of that AND your mortgage. Now a financially responsible person might liquidate assets (sell the Bentley and return the rims) in order to make the mortgage payments. BUT NO...I want to keep my cars and wheels and continue making the minimum payments on my credit cards so I can ball til I fall. That's chapter 11 bankruptcy. It allows you to keep all your shit while not being able to pay for it. It really helps create bubbles like we saw in 2008.

Morons.



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I'm going to assume this is just a singular jocular memepost signifying nothing, and not a sleight on Gymkata, because that would be wrong.
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