Tommodow is OFFICIAL ( Talk Like A Pirate Day )

 

AAARRRRRRRRRRRR, where's my serving wench?

 

She be right here ya scalliwaaaaaaaaaag









Ahhhh I tink were jumpin da cannon here Dave

 

Shiver me timbers!

 

Ye Honorable WHORE JoshyPoo is havin himself a PIRATE PARTAYYYYYYYYYY Have FUN tonite Sweetie want to see pics tommodow

 

For Ye Newb Pirates.... aka Sprogs

Pirate vocabulary:


Arrrrr: Much like the Hawaiian "aloha," it can mean hello, good-bye, etc.
Ahoy: Hey!
Avast: Stop!
Aye: Yes.
Fathom: depth measurement of six feet
Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
Jack: a flag or a sailor
Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
Lass: A woman.
League: three miles
List: lean to one side
Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
Me: My.
Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
Squiffy: a buffoon
Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
Sweet trade: the career of piracy
Thar: The opposite of "here."
Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

Arrrrr....

 

This is so close to the MOMtionary.

 

Polly want a cracker!


Oh wait... that's the parrot, not the pirate.

 

ARRRRRRRR, I'm Jack.

 

son of a bitch

oh wait..damn..i got it wrong..