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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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since this pertains to us. I don't want to see anyone getting detained...


http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/ass...orial_1056.shtm
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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"TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process."
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:13 AM
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What if I need relief and need to service my sterile service animal?
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:15 AM
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"Only the handler will touch or interact with the monkey."

does that mean ill be man-handled?
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Jan 11 2007, 10:15 AM
"Only the handler will touch or interact with the monkey."

does that mean ill be man-handled?
I believe so. *pat pat*
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by minako,Jan 11 2007, 01:36 PM
I believe so. *pat pat*
Don't you mean stroke stroke

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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 11:17 AM
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Thank you I will inform my handler of these rules
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jan 11 2007, 01:12 PM
"TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process."
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr,Jan 11 2007, 12:17 PM
Thank you I will inform my left handler of these rules
Southpaw?
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