A derivitive of right now... things that are always.

Givens:

1. always thinking about sex
2. always rather not be at work (unless we're having sex at work)
3. always wish it was the weekend (unless you work weekends)
4. always want a
5. always a

 

1) always looking for the catch

2) always looking to get caught

3) always running into dummies

4) always up for nothing good

5) always....always caught in somebody's drama

6) always juggling my own

7) always trying to help

8) always trying to learn something new

 

Always leading with your head and thinking with your dick.

Always cleaning up other people's shit. (That's my business.)

 

Always beholden to others

Always a giver

 

Always wrap your junk.

 

Always remediate your perchloroethylene soil contamination by exploratory excavation or in situ vapor extraction.

 

Always discard your used rubbers in the trash, not in the bushes.

 

always use rubbers...as much as possible...

 

the corner threads always deteriorate (in a naughty manner)...

 

that not always a bad thing.