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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 06:57 AM
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. She always wore mini-skirts and generally went bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:01 AM
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i did always love that joke...
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:04 AM
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Niiiiiice.........


...but wrong forum!

Craig
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:09 AM
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HAHAHAAHA!!!! Awsome joke.
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:11 AM
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ANYONE KNOW HOW I MOVE THE POST TO A DIFFERENT FORUM?
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:18 AM
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LMAO....
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:30 AM
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repost x 1000

by the way, you ruined it. your thread title gives away the punchline before they even read the story.
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:53 AM
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Old joke placed in the wrong forum.

Mods.
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Wisconsin S2k,Mar 17 2006, 11:30 AM
repost x 1000

by the way, you ruined it. your thread title gives away the punchline before they even read the story.
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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 08:09 AM
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I think that story was originally found written on stone tablets. Nice mental images though.
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