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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 05:57 AM
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Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they
arrived, the two fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever
family had become more Americanized would win.

A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is playing
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a
case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied, "Screw you, towel head."
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 06:13 AM
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 06:16 AM
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In the spirit of americans, I vote stalecake

o yeah, and
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 06:49 AM
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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i mixed it up and went :stalecake:
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 09:49 AM
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Oooo, bold choice.
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Sep 22 2006, 01:55 PM
As American as it comes!
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Sep 22 2006, 09:49 AM
Oooo, bold choice.
That's Coco. . . .with syrup.
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