A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for
his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and
an excited expression. In lecture he would throw himself from the
top of desks and throw frisbees to students in the back row to
illustrate various principles.

One day in class he was spinning on an office chair holding weights
in each hand when he lost his balance and tumbled into the first row.
He apologized to his class for going off on a tangent.

 

A high school physics teacher had a summer job as a beach lifeguard. He
noted that the best tanned babes flirted the most throughout the summer,
though they never found steady boyfriends. He theorized that: A body in
lotion trends to stray emotion.