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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:06 PM
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Yes, and the follow it up with some Spotted Dick.

Can I ever achieve my dream of usurping Whoopi from center square?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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No, your hair isn't frizzy enough.

Can I emancipate the village goat before the next milk run?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:14 PM
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You could emancipate the goat, but that'd leave you short on Feta as well.

Will I ever get a TV connection again?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Nov 10 2006, 01:58 PM
Last time Motoo was up here I think we were watching a hockey game and he was like, What are those red things the coaches are wearing? Guess I just assumed Americans wore them too.
Nope they don't. But I do. I get a lot of "that's cute" and have to explain.
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 10 2006, 03:14 PM
You could emancipate the goat, but that'd leave you short on Feta as well.

Will I ever get a TV connection again?
Not until you get your brain removed.


Will I ever have a brain again?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 10 2006, 03:14 PM
You could emancipate the goat, but that'd leave you short on Feta as well.

Will I ever get a TV connection again?
No your area has been unplugged by the malicious connector.

Why am I sitting here getting ceiling cottage cheese sprinkling on my head?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Nov 10 2006, 03:22 PM
Not until you get your brain removed.


Will I ever have a brain again?
No and you're too old to worry about it.

Will I ever stop worrying about getting my head torn off by a flying part from a drill rig? (It almost happened once.)
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 10 2006, 03:45 PM
No and you're too old to worry about it.

Will I ever stop worrying about getting my head torn off by a flying part from a drill rig? (It almost happened once.)
No. In this case, paranoia keeps you alive.

What's it all about, Alfie?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 10 2006, 03:45 PM
No and you're too old to worry about it.

Will I ever stop worrying about getting my head torn off by a flying part from a drill rig? (It almost happened once.)
WILD! I just watched a mythbusters that demonstrated your head wouldn't be off. You would likely be dead but your head would be on. Do you find that reassuring?
Old Nov 10, 2006 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 10 2006, 03:58 PM
No. In this case, paranoia keeps you alive.

What's it all about, Alfie?
Procreation. that's it. that's why we're here... nothing more nothing less.


Do you watch Mythbusters?



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