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Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k' date='Feb 2 2005, 08:08 PM
Apparently people like to shop in the dark! Its 8 minutes after close LEAVE NOW!!!
"FIVE MINUTES... AND WE ARE LOCKING THE DOORS!!!"
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:12 PM
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Apparently, my neighbors are starting their weekend drinking really early.
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS' date='Feb 2 2005, 05:11 PM
"FIVE MINUTES... AND WE ARE LOCKING THE DOORS!!!"
A better threat:

"FIVE MINUTES... THEN I (mikes2k) GET NAKED!!!"

Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin' date='Feb 2 2005, 08:10 PM
You need to post a sign that states all prices double after close time.
Apparently I like this! A reverse sale ...... quite perverted
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS' date='Feb 2 2005, 08:11 PM
"FIVE MINUTES... AND WE ARE LOCKING THE DOORS!!!"
Apparently we lock the doors at 8...the problem is the offending customer is LOCKED IN!
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:36 PM
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Apparently you should call the cops.
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 04:44 PM
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Apparently at 22 after close she left!
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k' date='Feb 2 2005, 05:44 PM
Apparently at 22 after close she left!
dave22 incognito?
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin' date='Feb 2 2005, 09:19 PM
dave22 incognito?
She was tall and necky!
Old Feb 2, 2005 | 07:11 PM
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Apparently, I think Mike should have that sign made!


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