Better than being a dumbass....








Unless you subscribe to the Underwood Ass theory; which states that one's intelligence is inversely proportional to the intelligence of said person's ass; therefore making being a dumbass the better choice.

 

Apparently,

 

Apparently the snow <flakes> have started

 

Apparently, I need to keep my eye on the developing storm up here... I don't want to get stuck at work with the S in a snowstorm (not because I can't drive it, but because I don't want to get it all dirty!!!! )

 

Apparently I was not aware of the Underwood Ass Theory. Good one!

 

Apparently they weather prognosticators <best job in America!> are saying we could have 12" and blizzard like conditions of 2" of snow an hour in a few hours

 

Apparently Mother Nature has a hate on for me.

 

Apparently, I should remind my southern bretheren (and sisteren) to stop throwing their crap my way.

(we usually get enough of the white stuff up here without your help!)

 

Apparently it's snowing everywhere

 

Apparently that's better than a lava flow and raining ash everywhere.