Apparently presidents day is not that important to my company

 

apparently mine forgot to cancel it

 

Apparently when you are down you still get kicked

 

Apparently 2 apparently threads is NOT 1 too many

 

Apparently I need to kick someone's ass

 

Apparently now is as good a time as any

 

Apparently the pics are uploaded

 

Apparently, Gordon Hudson-Lays Lincoln was born on February 18th, 1924 in Kelowna, BC. The child of a Hudson Bay Blanket and a package Ketchup Chips, Gordon was raised in a conventional Canadian home, with an appreciation of Tim Horton's and Hockey.

For reasons still unexplained by historians, Gordon was noted for having learned how to make poutein. Gordon repeatedly claimed he learned how to make it while defending the bridge over the Fraser from the Americans at Ft. Alexandria in the 1840's. The late Pierre Laporte once mentioned that Lincoln's poutein was finer than his mother's.

Gordon, or, "Gordie," as his friends would later call him, would go down in the history books for his contribution to the development of the Canadian Pacific railroad. 20 miles West of Winnipeg, Gordie was helping to lay track, when suddenly a rail dropped, flattening his fingers. This subsequently rendered him unable to work on the Canadian Pacific.

In light of this, Cornelius Van Horne took a shine to Gordie, and appointed him "Officer of The Watch" of the water tower outside of South Headingly, Manitoba.

Gordie has been there ever since.

 

Apparently thats a lot of info

 

Apparently, it's very important to have completely bogus histories written by Yanks for completely bogus Canadian holidays (in this case, Canadian Lincoln's Birthday).