Apparently, with a bottle of Grey Goose. . . that's at least 2 days worth of drunkenness right there.

 

Apparently, you're thinking I live near the BJ's in San Jose, when I live near the one in newark/fremont. I will have to check out SwissPark though

 

Apparently, you take me for a complete moron.

http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=BJ%27s+B...04&ie=UTF8&z=16

 

Apparently I just assumized, and didn't actually look up Swiss Park .

And apparently, you aren't familiar with the SUPER 8 motel that I live even closer to than Swiss Park, where I can REALLY stretch my dollar...

 

Apparently, I'm familiar with the Super 8. . . but that does not a drunken bender make.

 

Apparently... ... what?..

 

Apparently, when I lived in Fremont, you went to the Super 8 for ALL kinds of fun. . .

. . . but I was genteel back then. Nertz.

 

Apparently, oh. Yeah.. Super 8 is good stuff. Cops generally hang out in the culdesac now.. not that Newark Police really give two shits either way..

 

Apparently, you have to keep those sorts of shenanigans contained.

 

Apparently I'm not in to shenanigans. I've got better things to do with my time (usually..)