Apparently it's not as enjoyable detailing my own car anymore because I'm not making anything doing it

 

Apparently I clayed my car last weekend. It was a gigantic PITA

 

Apparently did you use a lot of clay lube? You basically want to get the car just as wet again as if you haven't even dried it. Best thing to do is wash the car, and while it's still wet, pull it in the garage and just start claying because I've found it to be redundant to wash, dry, clay, dry . You'll want to use enough lube so when you're claying, you can see the extra lube flying off the car.

 

Apparently I used the word "lube" way too much...

 

Apparently I clayed it right, it was just super hot out and it took awhile, thus making it a PITA

 

Apparently oh. MY BAD.

 

Apparently we're being given the basics about topics that should have been thoroughly covered in first year undergrad. And I get to PAY for the privilege of this. What a joke.

 

Apparently, my undergrad eventually wound up as a joke of Seinfeldian stature.

 

Apparently mu undergrad went from one of the most popular, to one of the most dropped-out-of. More jobs for me.

 

Apparently, buy low. . .