Apparently you've never heard that joke before and it only really works in person

 

Apparently I havent

 

Apparently what you do is, while wearing shots, pull some of your sac out on to your leg and say "Hey wanna see the gum stuck to my leg?" and then they look and see your sac There's also the watch, but im sure you can figure that one out

 

Apparently, I learned about that from "A Very Larry Christmas."

 

apparently that sounds almost like it belongs in the 'penis showing game' in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting...

 

apparently links don't like the ellipsis

 

Apparently no matter how much I sleep im still exhausted

 

apparently you might need more exercise or a change in diet

 

Apparently booze and cheeseburgers arent helping?

 

Apparently you described a symptom of diabetes.