You would've what? Thought? And it's apparently. I guess I am an adult. I speak in complete sentences and can spell. BTW, I'm not arguing with you, I'm commenting on the opening post in this thread. I think it's disgusting, as does everyone else (except you) who has posted in this thread.

 

you sure do!

 

it is a funny joke. I didn't stop laughing the whole way through the movie, which is a documentary about the joke. This is my version:

So a talent agent walks into a club to talk to the manager, he says "I just found the greatest family act I've ever seen, you have to book them!" The manager says "well we're pretty booked, I dont think we have room for another act." The agent says "this is like nothing else I've ever seen before, just give me two minutes." The manager says "ok, let's hear it. Two minutes."

So, the husband and wife walk out on stage, naked as jaybirds. The husband sits down at a grand piano and starts playing and singing "What a Wonderful World" while his wife starts masturbating. Once he gets to the part about babies crying, their 9 year old daughter, fully naked, comes out and starts sucking his c**k while he plays the piano. The mother fingers the daughter, first one, then two, and by the time she gets to four fingers their 14 year old son comes out and starts to give it to his mom IDB. As the men are about to come, the girls lay down on their backs and open their mouths to recieve the gift. After the men are done, they take a big shit on their faces, trying to get as much as they can in their mouths. Then they switch. Mother and daughter start making out, father and son start having butt sex and the family dog comes out to lick up the feces and cum that is spilling all over the stage. They have the dog then screw the mother while the son does it IDB and dad is ****ing his daughter. Then they switch to have dad do the dog while the daughter takes it IDB from the dog at the same time, and the son starts fisting his mother. Then Grandma comes out dressed as hitler in a kilt and wearing a yarmulke singing "She's a Grand Ol' Flag" and juggling flaming dildos. She throws all of the dildos up in the air, each family member catches one in their mouth, then they spit them out, put the flames out by vomiting on them and then they take a bow and that's the act!

The manager says, "My god, that's the most horrible thing I have ever heard. What on earth would anyone name an act like that???"

The Aristocrats! Ta-da!!!!

 

It still doesn't make any sense, and it's still not funny.

 

the point is, they have this horrible horrible horrible talent act, and they try to put a nice hat on it by calling it "The Aristocrats". The only things set in the joke are "So ____ walks into a ____ office and says "Do I have an act for you...." then you fill in everything in the middle with the worst of your imagination and end it with "The Aristocrats!" They showed a few dozen comedians telling this joke in the movie, I think one of the dirtiest versions came from bob saget. Gilbert Godfried was hilarious, so was george carline and even a mime "told" a version of the joke. REALLY funny movie, non-stop laughter. Many people walked out of the theater too.

 

Here's a variation.

So this guy walks into a talent agent and says "we have an act, a family act, and think you'd really enjoy it." he says, "ok let's hear it."

So my wife and I walk on stage and I sit down on a sofa while she pours her and myself a glass of wine. Beethoven's sonatas start playing as my children walk on stage in a wonderful tuxedo for my son and my daughter wearing the nicest evening gown you have ever seen. They sit down quietly at our feet and we read a book together. The maid comes out, gives milk and cookies to the children and exits. The children then quietly exit, and finally we take a bow and exit."

The agent says, "well that's a pretty nice familly show, what do you call yourselves?"

"The Cocksucking Mother****ers!"

 

For whatever reason, I found the last one to be funny... maybe because the punchline is actually funny. I guess I just don't see the humor in it.

 

I like Josh's variation much better.

 

I dunno I am trying hard to see some humor here....I always thought if a joke had to be explained over and over again...

 

Go see the movie mike, you'll love it. The joke isn't the same when it's told in writing.

That you guys found the last one to be funny...well that's just sick!