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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Essogirl,Jan 10 2006, 07:12 AM
Mmm yes please.....
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Jan 10 2006, 01:06 PM
is Darth Vader really a mean guy?
stormtrooper sez: "Oh no, not at all. He's thoughtful and sensitive. Didn't you see episode 2? I mean he's very metro. Really just a misunderstand sensitive guy..."
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 11:35 AM
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Are you guys slave labor or do you get paid?
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Jan 10 2006, 01:35 PM
Are you guys slave labor or do you get paid?
stormtrooper sez: "I guess the original clones were property of the Republic, although not actually enslaved. Sort of like a product, not a person. The later clones and stormtroopers were taken from various sources, some of them officers who, while they wore ST armour like the clones, were actually regular people with military careers for which they did get paid. So I guess the short answer is 'yes and no'."
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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Do Stormtroopers masturbate? If so do you take off the plastic?
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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Do stormtroopers eat bacon?
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 10 2006, 02:15 PM
Do Stormtroopers masturbate? If so do you take off the plastic?
stormtrooper sez: "yes, and yes"
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Jan 10 2006, 02:21 PM


Do stormtroopers eat bacon?
stormtrooper sez: "It's only the official fuel of the Imperial Stormtrooper"
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Do Jedi eat bacon?
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Jan 10 2006, 03:22 PM
Do Jedi eat bacon?
stormtrooper sez: "You can clearly see yoda eating a piece of sausage in Luke's camp during Empire Strikes Back. It is logical therefore that Luke also eats bacon, which in fact leads up to his becoming a jedi."
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