stormtrooper ullsupcodpiece: :accordingly:

 

stormtrooper sez: "Oh no, not at all. He's thoughtful and sensitive. Didn't you see episode 2? I mean he's very metro. Really just a misunderstand sensitive guy..."

 

Are you guys slave labor or do you get paid?

 

stormtrooper sez: "I guess the original clones were property of the Republic, although not actually enslaved. Sort of like a product, not a person. The later clones and stormtroopers were taken from various sources, some of them officers who, while they wore ST armour like the clones, were actually regular people with military careers for which they did get paid. So I guess the short answer is 'yes and no'."

 

Do Stormtroopers masturbate? If so do you take off the plastic?

 

Do stormtroopers eat bacon?

 

stormtrooper sez: "yes, and yes"

 

stormtrooper sez: "It's only the official fuel of the Imperial Stormtrooper"

 

Do Jedi eat bacon?

 

stormtrooper sez: "You can clearly see yoda eating a piece of sausage in Luke's camp during Empire Strikes Back. It is logical therefore that Luke also eats bacon, which in fact leads up to his becoming a jedi."