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Old Nov 21, 2009 | 06:02 AM
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Best way to eat eggs?
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by C U AT 9K,Nov 21 2009, 07:02 AM
Best way to eat eggs?
Off of the chest of a hooker. Ideally, before you dispose of the body.
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 12:45 PM
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Favorite side dish on turkey day?
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by C U AT 9K,Nov 21 2009, 01:45 PM


Favorite side dish on turkey day?
None in particular. I'm not a big fan of Thanksgiving foods.

Pumpkin Pie rocks my socks.
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 02:32 PM
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UT, how long would it take to text 'War and Peace' on your cellphone?
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Nov 21 2009, 03:32 PM
UT, how long would it take to text 'War and Peace' on your cellphone?
I'm guessing 2 minutes. . .then I hit the buffer and my phone pukes.
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Nov 20 2009, 04:32 PM
How would I go about removing bacon grease from wood cabinets above the range at the hoedown?
Lick it...?
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 03:30 PM
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What should I get for my next car?
Old Nov 21, 2009 | 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Nov 21 2009, 04:29 PM
Lick it...?
If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'.

If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out.
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Nov 21 2009, 04:30 PM
What should I get for my next car?
Raptor's PGGM, of course.



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