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From: SJC
Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 04:06 PM
Unkie, Why do most people regard watching pornography as sinful but regard watching a murder action trailer as morally neutral?
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Unkie, It is time to elect a new world leader, and only Unkie's vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 04:13 PM
Unkie,
Blah blah blah blah I've got xyz years on this bastard, I'll show him blah blah blah blah blah
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Blah blah blah blah I've got xyz years on this bastard, I'll show him blah blah blah blah blah
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
If one is to power broker, you need the crooked politicians on board, whether you like it or not.
General Electric has been known to consult with astrologers for some decision making. IBM as well. There's a lot about decision making that is pseudo science anyway, what's a little more?
Politicians are men of power. Women love power. It's the American mindset that finds this revolting.
Chain smoking and drinking is par for the course. More importantly, it gives his enemies and the occasional opportunist false hope, which is necessary.
Even then, a man can be gauged by his appetites.
Candidate B was kicked out twice. He clearly didn't play ball.
Candidate C is squeaky clean, which means that his price is way too high, and probably untenable/unsustainable for the long haul.
Freedom isn't free; it's market price.
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 04:13 PM
^ remember all these people have existed.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 23 2009, 07:23 PM
Candidate A.
If one is to power broker, you need the crooked politicians on board, whether you like it or not.
General Electric has been known to consult with astrologers for some decision making. IBM as well. There's a lot about decision making that is pseudo science anyway, what's a little more?
Politicians are men of power. Women love power. It's the American mindset that finds this revolting.
Chain smoking and drinking is par for the course. More importantly, it gives his enemies and the occasional opportunist false hope, which is necessary.
Even then, a man can be gauged by his appetites.
Candidate B was kicked out twice. He clearly didn't play ball.
Candidate C is squeaky clean, which means that his price is way too high, and probably untenable/unsustainable for the long haul.
Freedom isn't free; it's market price.
If one is to power broker, you need the crooked politicians on board, whether you like it or not.
General Electric has been known to consult with astrologers for some decision making. IBM as well. There's a lot about decision making that is pseudo science anyway, what's a little more?
Politicians are men of power. Women love power. It's the American mindset that finds this revolting.
Chain smoking and drinking is par for the course. More importantly, it gives his enemies and the occasional opportunist false hope, which is necessary.
Even then, a man can be gauged by his appetites.
Candidate B was kicked out twice. He clearly didn't play ball.
Candidate C is squeaky clean, which means that his price is way too high, and probably untenable/unsustainable for the long haul.
Freedom isn't free; it's market price.
Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B was Winston Churchill.
Candidate C was Adolph Hitler.
Unkie, What rhymes best with Bass?
