...woo woo!

 

Will Prius and Smart car drivers ever lose their feelings of entitlement to doing 40mph under the speedlimit in the passing lane on most highways?

 

Yes and no. At some point, Prius and SmartCar owners will move to Tesla model-economy (assuming at some point, they make a ~$35K or less car) and behave the same way. Remember Kyushin, moral ascendancy through purchasing is as American as fishing with dynamite and Bud Light.

 

Will a 1098r go plaid?

 

Yes and no. It will go plaid, so long as you have a short, swarthy, Italian man named Giuseppe at the ready to perform the valve jobs that are necessary.

Remember, they don't like pizza as you know it. Better to just bribe them with good penne rigate, espresso (Illy, preferably), cigarettes, and female family members (yours, not his).

 

WHY is it taking them so long 2 make CAYMOM's new Cali plate?

 

Because you signed the form in GLOOB, and not in triplicate.

Oh, and they put it on the back of a turtle, and since you live in the BFE The Woods Somewhere South. . . it'll be there February. . . of 2014.

 

ZOMBIEKIDVOICE " I like turtles "


Hey at least this BFE has Der Weeeeeeiner

 

Anyone ever hear how Wantone Ev's doing? The had a B-Day yesterday so I wuz wondering if he's still around the BA

 

I ain't heard out of him in forever.