For $37,5, Santa Trunkie would rather leave you a nice bucket of ETFs, including an MSCI fund, an MSCI exc. U.S., and maybe a commodities/minerals fund while we're at it.

You could prop up an S2k now, or get his and hers Exiges later. . .

Or, for that matter, talk to Asura; it costs less, and you'll get close enough.

 

Am I reading that correctly?

 

No, but it's nice to believe you're almost going to master the sublime edit, oh Assmaster General.

 

Unkie, should I buy a AEM for $900?

 

 

yes

 

$900 only if you trust the seller. Otherwise, it's not a real deal.

 

 

Is it wrong to start drinking when I woke up at 12 noon?

 

If you're at work, and you're drinking alone, then yes.

If you're at home not really.

However, understand that Unkie Trunkie does follow your more genteel drinking rituals.

Morning-Noon:
Mimosas
Bloody Marys

Noon-5:00
Beer
Wine
Two-parts
. . . nearly anything else (Weekends/Vacations only)

5:00pm
Tea time - Hi-balls or Wine cocktails if you're on the wagon

6:00pm
Pre-dinner Cocktails

7:00pm
Dinner
*White Wine through starters
*White Wine through fish
*Red Wine with third
*Red Wine with meat
*Dessert wine
*Dessert wine w/ cheese plate
*Aperitif and/or Scotch
*Coffee. . . or coffee cocktail

~10:00pm
. . . now you can get down to drinkin'