Jason, you've got a million of them.

 

I dunno whether jason is witty. . . but he can pull the wool over people's eyes.

 

There's no stopping me when I'm out on the lamb!

 

And some of them are even funny !!!

 

 

There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.

One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.

The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.

 

What're the three biggest lies of a Montana rancher?
"I won this buckle in a rodeo."
"My truck is paid for."
"I was only helping the sheep over the fence."

 

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