ATTEN: RB!
ATTEN: RB!
you allwayz come up with a good one 
now git crackin!!!! OH wait 2 late now we will know its a joke 
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After the stunts I pulled the last two years, I figured I wouldn't get away with anything.
I don't believe this shit! I came home about 5:45 to find the business card of a Glendale Police sargeant wedged in my front door. 20 minutes later we hear a loud banging on the front door. There were two uniformed Glendale cops who announced that they had a warrant for my arrest for felony hit and run. It seems that at about 2:40 PM yesterday, a black S2000 driven by a male Caucasian, whose description I apparently matched, ran a red light at the intersection of Colorado Street and Brand Boulevard in Glendale and struck an elderly lady in the crosswalk who was subsequently taken to Glendale Memorial Emergency in an ambulance. One witness got the first letter, A, and another got the last three letters, NOR, of the license plate. (My plate reads ATHANOR, the name of my company.) Apparently, my car was the only match in California on their computer.
When I protested, one of the cops drew his gun on me, then threatened to shoot our little dogs, who by now were barking furiously. Anne Marie took them into another room. I told the cops I had an airtight alibi. At 2:40 PM yesterday I was in a meeting at a site in Burbank with my client, the property owner, his attorneys, and a representative of the Regional Water Quality Control Board. That's four very credible people who can place me and my car in Burbank at 2:40. The cops weren't buying it: "Tell it to the judge." I took them out to look at my car, which showed absolutely no sign of a collision. They said it was too dark to examine my car properly, then proceeded to have it towed -- right out of my garage! Then all my neighbors got to see me go off in a police car, my hands handcuffed behind my back, my wife in tears.
The jail was an absolute zoo -- pandemoniun. It must have held every drunk and gang member in Glendale. I made bail just after midnight -- $50,000! I've already spoken with my attorney this morning. He thinks he can get the charge dismissed at the preliminary arraignment. I can't believe this is happening to me.
I don't believe this shit! I came home about 5:45 to find the business card of a Glendale Police sargeant wedged in my front door. 20 minutes later we hear a loud banging on the front door. There were two uniformed Glendale cops who announced that they had a warrant for my arrest for felony hit and run. It seems that at about 2:40 PM yesterday, a black S2000 driven by a male Caucasian, whose description I apparently matched, ran a red light at the intersection of Colorado Street and Brand Boulevard in Glendale and struck an elderly lady in the crosswalk who was subsequently taken to Glendale Memorial Emergency in an ambulance. One witness got the first letter, A, and another got the last three letters, NOR, of the license plate. (My plate reads ATHANOR, the name of my company.) Apparently, my car was the only match in California on their computer.
When I protested, one of the cops drew his gun on me, then threatened to shoot our little dogs, who by now were barking furiously. Anne Marie took them into another room. I told the cops I had an airtight alibi. At 2:40 PM yesterday I was in a meeting at a site in Burbank with my client, the property owner, his attorneys, and a representative of the Regional Water Quality Control Board. That's four very credible people who can place me and my car in Burbank at 2:40. The cops weren't buying it: "Tell it to the judge." I took them out to look at my car, which showed absolutely no sign of a collision. They said it was too dark to examine my car properly, then proceeded to have it towed -- right out of my garage! Then all my neighbors got to see me go off in a police car, my hands handcuffed behind my back, my wife in tears.
The jail was an absolute zoo -- pandemoniun. It must have held every drunk and gang member in Glendale. I made bail just after midnight -- $50,000! I've already spoken with my attorney this morning. He thinks he can get the charge dismissed at the preliminary arraignment. I can't believe this is happening to me.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Apr 1 2006, 02:28 PM
After the stunts I pulled the last two years, I figured I wouldn't get away with anything.
I don't believe this shit! I came home about 5:45 to find the business card of a Glendale Police sargeant wedged in my front door. 20 minutes later we hear a loud banging on the front door. There were two uniformed Glendale cops who announced that they had a warrant for my arrest for felony hit and run. It seems that at about 2:40 PM yesterday, a black S2000 driven by a male Caucasian, whose description I apparently matched, ran a red light at the intersection of Colorado Street and Brand Boulevard in Glendale and struck an elderly lady in the crosswalk who was subsequently taken to Glendale Memorial Emergency in an ambulance. One witness got the first letter, A, and another got the last three letters, NOR, of the license plate. (My plate reads ATHANOR, the name of my company.) Apparently, my car was the only match in California on their computer.
When I protested, one of the cops drew his gun on me, then threatened to shoot our little dogs, who by now were barking furiously. Anne Marie took them into another room. I told the cops I had an airtight alibi. At 2:40 PM yesterday I was in a meeting at a site in Burbank with my client, the property owner, his attorneys, and a representative of the Regional Water Quality Control Board. That's four very credible people who can place me and my car in Burbank at 2:40. The cops weren't buying it: "Tell it to the judge." I took them out to look at my car, which showed absolutely no sign of a collision. They said it was too dark to examine my car properly, then proceeded to have it towed -- right out of my garage! Then all my neighbors got to see me go off in a police car, my hands handcuffed behind my back, my wife in tears.
The jail was an absolute zoo -- pandemoniun. It must have held every drunk and gang member in Glendale. I made bail just after midnight -- $50,000! I've already spoken with my attorney this morning. He thinks he can get the charge dismissed at the preliminary arraignment. I can't believe this is happening to me.
I don't believe this shit! I came home about 5:45 to find the business card of a Glendale Police sargeant wedged in my front door. 20 minutes later we hear a loud banging on the front door. There were two uniformed Glendale cops who announced that they had a warrant for my arrest for felony hit and run. It seems that at about 2:40 PM yesterday, a black S2000 driven by a male Caucasian, whose description I apparently matched, ran a red light at the intersection of Colorado Street and Brand Boulevard in Glendale and struck an elderly lady in the crosswalk who was subsequently taken to Glendale Memorial Emergency in an ambulance. One witness got the first letter, A, and another got the last three letters, NOR, of the license plate. (My plate reads ATHANOR, the name of my company.) Apparently, my car was the only match in California on their computer.
When I protested, one of the cops drew his gun on me, then threatened to shoot our little dogs, who by now were barking furiously. Anne Marie took them into another room. I told the cops I had an airtight alibi. At 2:40 PM yesterday I was in a meeting at a site in Burbank with my client, the property owner, his attorneys, and a representative of the Regional Water Quality Control Board. That's four very credible people who can place me and my car in Burbank at 2:40. The cops weren't buying it: "Tell it to the judge." I took them out to look at my car, which showed absolutely no sign of a collision. They said it was too dark to examine my car properly, then proceeded to have it towed -- right out of my garage! Then all my neighbors got to see me go off in a police car, my hands handcuffed behind my back, my wife in tears.
The jail was an absolute zoo -- pandemoniun. It must have held every drunk and gang member in Glendale. I made bail just after midnight -- $50,000! I've already spoken with my attorney this morning. He thinks he can get the charge dismissed at the preliminary arraignment. I can't believe this is happening to me.
I wuv when you start off ranting like the " I don't believe this $hit!!! " its funny cuz I picture people who have not had the pleasure of meeting you thinking that your all ruff n gruff like I did till I metcha 
