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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K' date='Mar 19 2007, 04:16 AM
Had a fun night. Got to know her better but I'll leave the details out. You'll just have to use your imagination. I can tell you she is better at bowling than me.
She can put 3 fingers around/in your balls?
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:37 PM
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We played 3 games. Whoever lost had to buy the next dinner at the winner's place of choice. I won the first game by 10. She slaughtered me in the second game winning by.... I can't remember.... a lot. The third game I bowled a spare, strike, spare, strike in the first 4 frames. I was ahead by 50. In the end I lost by 3.
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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bowling? Who gives a rat's ass? That's a midwest game
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:43 PM
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That's a game for when you're shitfaced.
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB' date='Mar 19 2007, 08:42 PM
bowling? Who gives a rat's ass? That's a midwest game
Oklahoma baby, Oklahoma.

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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB' date='Mar 19 2007, 09:42 PM
bowling? Who gives a rat's ass? That's a midwest game
Bowling is an extremely provocative sport.

1. Pins are phallic
2. You're playing with balls
3. Everyone is sticking fingers into orifices
4. Lots of bending over


... not to mention the whole 7-10 split thing.
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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Plus it's cheap.
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K' date='Mar 19 2007, 08:54 PM
Bowling is an extremely provocative sport.

1. Pins are phallic
2. You're playing with balls
3. Everyone is sticking fingers into orifices
4. Lots of bending over


... not to mention the whole 7-10 split thing.
1)happy endings are rare
2)You like playing with balls? I gotta be real
3)Keep your fingers outta there, thank you
4)Bend over, I'll drive

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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 09:00 PM
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I haven't bowled since I went with Luke and some of his friends... that was in '04
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