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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 05:06 AM
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cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 05:28 AM
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Sorry JaBobby...
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Apr 6 2007, 07:41 AM
We are going out again this weekend and I've been invited to her house for Easter dinner with her parents.
oh man you are so gone.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 5 2007, 05:42 PM
FFS!!!!!

My work here was in vain. . . I told him not to do it; and he did it.

Now that he's done it, he's not even done it correctly.

I'm gonna pack it up, sell the Element, buy a Beetle convertible, and move to the Castro. . . I'm clearly not relevant on the planet in my present state.

don't take it so hard, he still may survive.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Apr 6 2007, 07:44 AM
oh man you are so gone.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Apr 6 2007, 04:41 AM
We are going out again this weekend and I've been invited to her house for Easter dinner with her parents.
Egg hunt.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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jellybean
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Apr 6 2007, 03:40 AM
I guess I'm fucked.
FFS!!!!!

My work here was in vain. . . I told him not to do it; and he did it.

Now that he's done it, he's not even done it correctly.

I'm gonna pack it up, sell the Element, buy a Beetle convertible, and move to the Castro. . . I'm clearly not relevant on the planet in my present state.
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Apr 6 2007, 05:06 AM
^^

cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.


Let's break this down...

"a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl" <--- Whether or not this has happened will remain confidential. Let's just say I'm not dissapointed.

"but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning or otherwise being affectionate" <--- I can confirm this has happened

"Usually this will occur in private." <--- For the most part it has been private but we've had more than a couple instances of PDA.

"She probably considers him a really sweet guy" <--- She does but then again most girls do.

"which is the kiss of death." <--- TBD (Not IDB)
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Old Apr 6, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 5 2007, 04:42 PM
FFS!!!!!

My work here was in vain. . . I told him not to do it; and he did it.

Now that he's done it, he's not even done it correctly.

I'm gonna pack it up, sell the Element, buy a Beetle convertible, and move to the Castro. . . I'm clearly not relevant on the planet in my present state.

Your work was not in vain.

There is still hope for me isn't there???
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