It has just been determined that you contain a soluble hexavalent chromium concentration of 6.7 parts per million (ppm). This is above the California Title 22 soluble threshold limit concentration (STLC) of 5.0 ppm. You must be excavated, stockpiled onsite over Visqueen plastic sheeting, loaded out (after confirmation sampling into the excavation sidewalls and botton and laboratory analysis by EPA Method 7199 for total chromium after sample extraction), transported under hazardous waste manifest to U.S Ecology's federally licensed disposal facility south of Beatty, NV for treatment by incineration or encapsulation. Your parents will receive a hold harmless statement relieving them of any further environmental liability for you.

 

Thanks Raptor. Do they have Visqueen g-strings and gimp masks?

 

I'll see what I can do. We'll need disposable Tyvec suits, respirators, and Nitrile gloves.

 

That goes without saying, I was just wondering if I was going to be able to continue my sessions with Coco while all this is going on.

 

Of course, Brian.

 

My Retirement Property:

 

there's gotta be a way to reclaim that energy

 

Nice site for you and Coco.