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Attn: 8D
A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud!
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song.
A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while.
A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad is simply not true. We must never forget great old farts like you!
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud!
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song.
A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while.
A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad is simply not true. We must never forget great old farts like you!
